i do not condone the drops in this song. I DO NOT CONDONE THEM.
lyrics
IF ONLY I WERE BORN IN JAPAN
INTO A WEALTHY FAMILY WITH A STRICT MASTER PLAN
ID BE THE RICHEST MOTHERFUCKER SITTIN TIGHT IN FIRST CLASS
TRIP A STEWARDESS ON HER ASS SOUNDLESS LAUGH
IM A HIGH PAYING CUSTOMER SO IT DONT FLUSTER HER
LITTLE DOES SHE KNOW IM A BRITTLE SICK LUSTY PERV
I WANT RESPECT BUT IM HUMBLE AS FUCK
ON YOUR KNEES SWEEETY MUMBLE OR GRUMBLE YOU GET STRUCK
SLEEK SUITS THESE FRUITS DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT CLASS
CALL A FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND DEMAND SHE WIPE MY ASS
I GOT LEMON SCENTED WETNAPS IN MY SUIT POCKET
DONT STAND FOR DIRTY HANDS WHEN IM TRYIN TO MAKE A PROPHET
THEY TOLD ME IF I TRIED I COULD BE ANYTHING DESIRED
I BELIEVED THEM FOR NO REASON NOW I SEE THAT THEY ARE LIARS
COULD TRAIN AT ANYDOJO CHANGE NAMES TO MIYAMOTO
NOT JAPANESE COULD NEVER ME DAISUKE ENOMOTO
ID BE QUIET, BUT MY POWER WOULD BE LOUD
HIRE AND FIRE YOUR ASS AND LEAVE YOU BROKE DOWN
TELL YOUR BOSS ON THE SIDE, THE KID MADE ME FEEL AWKWARD
DEMAND YOU BE CANNED CUZ I CAN, SUCK A COCK TARD
DEALS, WHEELIN AND SEALINS WHAT I DO,
DEALIN THROUGH THE CEILING GODZILLA SCRILLA MY LOOT
LAUGHING IN MY MONEY SONNY NEVER FAULT THE MEDIUM
BUT I IMBIBE ONLY SINGLE MALT PREMIUM
HANDLE MY LIQOUR DRINK A 5TH AND GO HIKING
DOWN A GALLON IN A FLASH OF WHITE LIGHTNING JAP VIKING
QUICK KARATE KICKS WHEN IM FIGHTING
FIST FOOT WAY BLIP MAN HES FRIGHTENING
THEY TOLD ME IF I TRIED I COULD BE ANYTHING DESIRED I BELIEVED
EM FOR NO REASON NOW I SEE THAT THEYRE LIARS, TRAIN AT ANY DOJO
READ ALOT OF MIYAMOTO NOT JAPANESE COULD NEVER BE DAISUKE ENOMOTO
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