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How dare YOU try to talk to ME about Zombies (I liked them before you did and I love them even more SO SHUT UP YOU BANDWAGON DOUCHE​!​)

from Four Strings by Swamps Ack

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i liked zombies before you did
and i love them even more
fuckin bandwagon jumping children
i loved zombies before you did
i was in the zombie war
and i dont like any of this dumbshit
with cartoon depictions of the undead
and i never had a zombie hoodie
because hoodies for women that suck/RACIST PUSSIES.

i read a book called the zombie survival guide
the guy was wrong about everything it was full of lies
shoulda been called the wrong guys zombie death guide by I.M. IDIOTICA
EH IT WAS A FUN BOOK.
he said "meelee" weapons dont use bullets
yeah maybe the really lame ones dont use bullets bitch
the next time i hear some asshole mention the zombie apocalypse
im gettin out my fist and hit em in the lips
shut up.
shut up about the walking dead. that show is a soap opera for old ladies.
sorry old ladies.
dont care about the comic. I DONT CARE! SHUT UP!
I'm not reading a fucking comic book that doesnt revolve
around some guy with retarded animal or plant related powers or gadgets.



i was raised on dead people eating the ones still alive
on an island spellin zombie no e just an i
dead alive i was brain dead falling asleep to their cries
evil dead head thrills or chemical spills made em rise
when the zombie was white the music was tight now its just alright
when 28 days came out it was great but they run and i sighed
return of the living was dumb as fuck zombies callin the cops
the business is serious focus on shock had enough of the schlock
you liked the resident evil movies? shut up.
will smith ruined i am legend, also irobot but thats irrelevant
i hate will smith i hate will smith. i love will smith.

the only good things the italians ever did were...
pizza westerns and zombies.
ONLY OTHER GOOD THINGS ITALIANS EVER DID
WERE THE MAFIA, ITALODISCO AND SALAMI.

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from Four Strings, released November 25, 2011

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